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July 27th, 2007
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| 155 concussions feel good
 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Highlands of Inverness, no, not Scotland, Florida
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|  Guiness Book of Records SLEEPING BEAUTY, TOM THUMB, AND QUASIMODO Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world" Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest and most obnoxious person in the world." So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O 'Donnell?   | ||||||||||||||
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| ButtHead
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| Re: Guiness Book of Records Rosie O 'Donnell is cappers dream girl thats who she is.  | ||||||||||||||
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| They calls me [Dr. V]
![[Dr. V]'s Avatar](http://forums.hardwarelogic.com/customavatars/avatar215_28.gif){kind=avatar} Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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| Re: Guiness Book of Records Quote:
 And that joke was priceless! You can tell Capper feels sad but proud in a weird way...  | |||||||||||||||
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| Fried Rice Peddler
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| Re: Guiness Book of Records Zing! She is one scary looking person  | ||||||||||||||
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