Fishin' Story

**Hitman** · February 18th, 2008

A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip.
He began his day with an 8 Lb walleye on the
first cast and a 7 Lb on the second. On the third cast he had just caught
his first ever walleye over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.
He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital
He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a
stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walleye over 10 pounds. He was
jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your
fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were
out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been
languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished
because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!'
'For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll
be her care giver forever!'
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just fuckin' with ya.
She's dead. What'd you catch?'

**gvblake22** · February 18th, 2008

HAHAHA
Didn't see that one comin'!

Quakindude · February 18th, 2008

ROFLMFAO!!!!

screwballl · February 18th, 2008

that is hilarious.... hes got all the time to fish now provided there were no kids involved

**Hitman** · February 18th, 2008

You have to be married to find that joke funny.

oldman_gamer · February 18th, 2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hitman

You have to be married to find that joke funny.

Now THAT is funny!!!

The joke is a good 1

Dread · February 18th, 2008

That was so damn good, I'm sharing it with my wife.

Jokerswild · February 18th, 2008

My wife laughed her ass off.

Carl Martin · February 19th, 2008

Must be related to Brad Paisley.

Carl

YouTube - Brad Paisley-I'm Gonna Miss Her

screwballl · February 19th, 2008

ah yes love that song Carl... and we always joke that is how my brother in law will end up since he is such a sportsman...

February 18th, 2008	#1
Hitman Functional Alcoholic Join Date: May 2006 Location: 14S E:561116 N:3830189 Posts: 4,415 Blog Entries: 2	Fishin' Story A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day with an 8 Lb walleye on the first cast and a 7 Lb on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever walleye over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water. He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walleye over 10 pounds. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!' 'For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!' The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just fuckin' with ya. She's dead. What'd you catch?'

February 18th, 2008	#2
gvblake22 Modder-ator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tempe Desert Posts: 6,425 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Fishin' Story HAHAHA Didn't see that one comin'!

February 18th, 2008	#3
Quakindude I'm Diggin it! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Fort Rucker, AL. Posts: 2,754 Blog Entries: 7	Re: Fishin' Story ROFLMFAO!!!! Q6600@ 3.2GHz w/ CNPS9700 \| EVGA 780i \| 2Gb Corsair DDR2-800 \| EVGA GTX 280 1Gb Video \| 1x WD 640Gb HDD, 2x Seagate 400Gb HDD, 1x250Gb WD \| 2x Samsung SH-203B Opticals \| Antec 900 \| ABS/Tagan BZ700 700W PSU

February 18th, 2008	#4
screwballl Colonel Calamity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sandy South Posts: 6,279 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Fishin' Story that is hilarious.... hes got all the time to fish now provided there were no kids involved Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.

February 18th, 2008	#5
Hitman Functional Alcoholic Join Date: May 2006 Location: 14S E:561116 N:3830189 Posts: 4,415 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Fishin' Story You have to be married to find that joke funny.

February 18th, 2008	#7
Dread Jumpmaster Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Lansing, KS Posts: 645	Re: Fishin' Story That was so damn good, I'm sharing it with my wife. AMD Athlon 64 X2 4400+ Toledo @2211.3 MHz MS-7125 Rev 1.0 nForce4 K8N-Neo4 Plat Phoenix 6.00 PG 05/22/2006 BIOS 2 x OCZ4001024PF 1 GB PC3200/400 3-3-3-8 2T nVidia XFX GF8800GT 512 DX9c Samsung SyncMaster 930B 1 x WD800JB / 2 x WD2000JD HP DVD640 OCZ 520ADJ SLI PSU

February 18th, 2008	#8
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,119	Re: Fishin' Story My wife laughed her ass off.

February 19th, 2008	#10
screwballl Colonel Calamity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sandy South Posts: 6,279 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Fishin' Story ah yes love that song Carl... and we always joke that is how my brother in law will end up since he is such a sportsman... Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.

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