Dinner

[Carl Martin]

A woman went to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This was to be her first time meeting the family and she was very nervous. They all sat down and began eating a fine meal.

The woman was beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almost making her double up. Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'. The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy!' Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'

Carl

[azianai]

So....it was funny but why the black txt? We all adults in here lol

[oldman_gamer]

Now where did I put that Capt. America color coded decoder sheet at?

[Carl Martin]

Originally Posted by azianai

So....it was funny but why the black txt?

Original for it that I got it in had letters over 1" high!

Originally Posted by azianai

We all adults in here lol

What do you mean???

Carl

[oldman_gamer]

Ahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Now I see it!!!!!! Highlite works wonders!!!!
Thats an old one but a good one!

[Carl Martin]

OK, now I see the problem. View in "Big Red Fixed" instead. (That's the screen I usually view in.) Looks normal there. No idea why just a black space here....

Carl

[azianai]

lol could just change the text to white and it'll work fine, but highlighting works too

[Hitman]

Originally Posted by Carl Martin

OK, now I see the problem. View in "Big Red Fixed" instead. (That's the screen I usually view in.) Looks normal there. No idea why just a black space here....

Carl

When you copied it from the original text it copied all the formating as well. So those of us using the black theme the text is black on black background.

When coping text from a document you should copy and past in editor mode. When posting a reply look in the upper right corner of the text box and you will see a radio button with two A's in it. Click it to change to editor mode, then paste your text this will ignore all formating from the original text document.

[oldman_gamer]

Awww mannnnn......I wanted so much to use the decoder on this one..... .......just messin wif ya. Good old joke that is

[Carl Martin]

Thanks, Hitman!

Carl