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Old April 20th, 2008   #1
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There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."




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I totally thought that joke was going in a different direction..
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I totally thought that joke was going in a different direction..
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That joke has been modified 5 different ways... the first one with the same wording was:
"What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Gore fan."
or
Johnny says, "That would make me a Ron Paul fan."
or
Johnny says, "That would make me a Kerry fan."
or
Johnny says, "That would make me a Clinton fan."


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Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
Bwahaha - I approve this joke.
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That joke has been modified 5 different ways... the first one with the same wording was:
"What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Gore fan."
or
Johnny says, "That would make me a Ron Paul fan."
or
Johnny says, "That would make me a Kerry fan."
or
Johnny says, "That would make me a Clinton fan."
Yeah, I saw it in an email a few weeks ago but it was a Hillary Fan and the rest comes into place.

Cute joke as it can easily be tailored to one's liking.

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exactly...anyone who is a diehard fan boy are the idiots
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all your candidates are belong to us
there fixed it







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This one is older... and funnier.
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