The Accident

[Hitman]

Please read the letter before you click on the attachment...

Subject: Letter to my husband....


To my darling husband,


Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you Know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.


P.s. Oh... did I mention that your girlfriend called??

[Cyberlon]

What is someone supposed to say to that? You know that is a true story for someone out there, and we laugh at the circumstances like it wouldn't happen to us (well some of us wouldn't let it happen). Good story though, well thought out for the letter, and great pic of her driving ability.

[Capper]

thats pretty damned funny.

Had that happen to a guy I know in the service. His wife met his girlfriend, then went home and cut every left arm off his uniform shirts, and every right leg of his bottoms. She then cut all the toes off all his shoes, and cut all his TA-50 in half......then proceeded to drop it off at the SD Desk for a ll to see

[Hitman]

Originally Posted by Capper

thats pretty damned funny.

Had that happen to a guy I know in the service. His wife met his girlfriend, then went home and cut every left arm off his uniform shirts, and every right leg of his bottoms. She then cut all the toes off all his shoes, and cut all his TA-50 in half......then proceeded to drop it off at the SD Desk for a ll to see

And all his buddies said "What a Bitch"

[Capper]

no, actually everyone laughed at him...because everyone knew he was cheating, and warned him to stop