Snowing here today

[whitecree]

Originally Posted by Carl Martin

For those who don't know, snow is a blessing. It makes one drive slower which saves energy.

Tell that to the speed freaks who never heard of snow tires (most people, actually)

Originally Posted by Carl Martin

It necessitates shoveling which is an aerobic exercise which in turn contributes to better overall health and lengthens ones lifespan.

Good for heart attacks.

Originally Posted by Carl Martin

It creates beautiful panoramas.

Meh, ya seen one snowy tree/hillside/whatever, ya seen'em all.

Originally Posted by Carl Martin

It gives kids a day off from school and lets them get outside and play.

Since when do kids go out and play anymore, other than on a snowyday simulator type game?

[Jokerswild]

^^^^^^It doesn't snow on that beautiful yellow cedar island you live on does it.

[Carl Martin]

Originally Posted by whitecree

Since when do kids go out and play anymore, other than on a snowyday simulator type game?

Ah, that's part of the secret. You tell them to get their lazy butts off the couch and get outside and shovel. They'll shovel for about ten minutes, then break into play. Watching them makes your job that much easier.

[Django]

Originally Posted by Jokerswild

A$$hat

Hey Joker.........how ya doing??