Scams, Shams and other fun stuff.

[azianai]

Reply Soon‏ From: Mr.David Ibrahim (ibrahimidavidi@gmail.com)
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe Sent: Fri 1/18/08 6:24 PM Reply-to: Mr.David Ibrahim (ibrahimdavidal@aim.com) To:

My name is David Ibrahim, a merchant in Oman. I have recently been
diagnosed with Esophageal cancer, which has defiled all medical
treatment. Expert diagnosis has shown that I have few months to live.

The intention of this email is to employ the expertise of a business
entrepreneur, who can identify a viable investment and guarantee
reasonable returns on my wealth. This is to secure a future for my 4
years old son who lost his mother during birth. I cannot rely on his
closest relatives any more, as they did not show responsible behaviour
two years ago when I entrusted half of my wealth to them to invest on
his behalf. They thought I wouldn’t survive the operation and then
used the money for their personal needs.

To prevent any more mishaps, my attorney will act as a check,
monitoring every aspect of the investment. Funds should be split in
half and distributed to charity organisation and the other half, as
investment for my son.

If this interests you, please reach me on the email address:
ibrahimdavidal@aim.com. to
discuss terms and compensation.

Kind regard
David Ibrahim

Theres a new one i haven't seen lol

[screwballl]

Mr.David Ibrahim

Wow thats crazy... I just spoke with a customer by that exact name!!! Hes not a spammer or a scammer but just a funny coincidence.

[Reloadron]

Originally Posted by screwballl

Wow thats crazy... I just spoke with a customer by that exact name!!! Hes not a spammer or a scammer but just a funny coincidence.

Go figure, that is really strange. Think of the odds?

Ron

[Capper]

Damn it....I cant find the email I took a screen shot of the other night. It was a spam email for a date rape drug that claimed 100% satisfaction, and that it had already made the dreams of over 300,000 men come true.

[screwballl]

date rape drug with 100% satisfaction? I thought that was a given for the giver?

[azianai]

Originally Posted by screwballl

date rape drug with 100% satisfaction? I thought that was a given for the giver?

is joker selling his goods now? =D

[Capper]

It was funny, you had to actually see the ad to believe it.

[oldman_gamer]

How are you?‏From:Mr.Kofi Anan. (unfightingfffrauddd1@yahoo.com)You may not know this sender.Sent:Sat 1/19/08 6:09 PMTo: jt2262@hotmail.com


DATE:20-01-2008



Attention:



How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you.

We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.



This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONA have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 550,000. This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government probelms etc.



We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,this have been agreed upon and have been signed.



You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/International Bank Draft of USD$ 550,000. This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.



Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone

number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.



Conatct Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:

Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia

Email: jimoviaa08@yahoo.com

Phone: 234-807-



Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.



Making the world a better place



Regards, Oh boy! Im rich if I respond to this one.