Pet Peeves

[polobunny]

Originally Posted by Jokerswild

It's perfectly fine to eat them and my uncle raised them for food. They are stringy but deep fried with batter their perfectly acceptable.

Perfectly cholesterol full, yeah :P Deep fried blaaah

[Capper]

I didn't get to eat it, although I've eaten rabbit several times as a kid (its tough and stringy, like most small game).....A hawk got her one day.....I say her because a week after we got her, I went to feed her and found 5 half eaten babies......evidently rabbits eat their young (friggin disgusting).

[screwballl]

Originally Posted by Capper

evidently rabbits eat their young (friggin disgusting).

yes thats part of nature's population control. Thats why many rabbit breeders or those in professional captivity are removed from their parents shortly after birth, otherwise only one or two (if any) will survive.

[Jokerswild]

My uncle always kept them in separate cages except for breeding.

[screwballl]

so how well did that work for you and the wife joker?

[Jokerswild]

Originally Posted by screwballl

so how well did that work for you and the wife joker?

Quite well, keeps her at bay.

[screwballl]

got this forward today and explains the subtle differences between dogs and cats:


DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects... They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies...' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking I must try this again tomorrow-- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly . I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...


Cat

[PTRMAN]

I'd never heard that "Armageddon" bit before but I was nearly in tears I laughed so hard. THAT was funny...

[oldman_gamer]

Here's my doggy,Jessie. Chow sheppard mix,15 1/2yo. Best dog I ever had...blind and deaf now about 90%.She thinks she's like 3yo and still plays like a pup.Gonna miss her dearly when she departs.

[Jokerswild]

It's tough when they die. I had my black lab for 15 years and she was the best damn dog.