Joke Thread - Page 5

yurimxpxman · August 24th, 2006

Jokerswild, you mean your daughter actually said that??? Or is it only a joke?

Jokerswild · August 24th, 2006

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Originally Posted by yurimxpxman

Jokerswild, you mean your daughter actually said that??? Or is it only a joke?

It's a joke but I told it to my daughter and used the word FUDGE instead and afterwards she spelled the F word out and asked me if thats what it was suppose to have been. :shock: I said yes and quizzed her on where she heard that and she said an adult said it but she didn't know what it meant. I'm to old too deal with this.

yurimxpxman · August 24th, 2006

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Originally Posted by jokerswild

It's a joke but I told it to my daughter and used the word FUDGE instead and afterwards she spelled the F word out and asked me if thats what it was suppose to have been. :shock: I said yes and quizzed her on where she heard that and she said an adult said it but she didn't know what it meant. I'm to old too deal with this.

I don't think the joke is quite as effective with the word "fudge", but that's pretty funny

Jokerswild · August 24th, 2006

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Originally Posted by yurimxpxman

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Originally Posted by jokerswild

It's a joke but I told it to my daughter and used the word FUDGE instead and afterwards she spelled the F word out and asked me if thats what it was suppose to have been. :shock: I said yes and quizzed her on where she heard that and she said an adult said it but she didn't know what it meant. I'm to old too deal with this.

I don't think the joke is quite as effective with the word "fudge", but that's pretty funny

I know but I was cleaning it up for a 9 year old thats going on 25.

Tuathal · August 24th, 2006

lol good for you, cleaning those things up is definitely important hehe - They already bring enough stuff home that makes you say "What the!!!!" and "Where in the world did they hear that!" heh...

Jokerswild · August 24th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Tuathal

lol good for you, cleaning those things up is definitely important hehe - They already bring enough stuff home that makes you say "What the!!!!" and "Where in the world did they hear that!" heh...

Ain't that the truth.

**Capper** · December 22nd, 2006

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the
sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color
dress are you looking for?"
The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the
wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for
brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more
Innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness,
"I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it
or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time
bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we
were checking into our hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the Limo on our
way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled Immediately and never
Spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four
years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going
to be

Panda Man · December 22nd, 2006

zing!

I don't have any good jokes that can be told out in public :(

**Capper** · December 22nd, 2006

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A: Do you want fries with that.

Q: Did you hear about the computer nerd who locked his keys in the car?
A: He had to break the window to let his friend out.

August 24th, 2006	#45
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December 22nd, 2006	#47
Capper We take both criticism and positive comments very positively Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 6,090 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Joke Thread A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more Innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?" "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the Limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled Immediately and never Spoke to each other again." "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk. "That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be INTEL QX9650 // Gigabyte EP45 Extreme // 8GB PC2-8500 // BFG GTX260 MaxCore // DD Torture Rack // Seagate 750GB HDD // OCZ Vendetta // PC Power & Cooling 620W PSU

December 22nd, 2006	#48
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December 22nd, 2006	#49
Capper We take both criticism and positive comments very positively Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 6,090 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Joke Thread Q: How can you tell if a computer nerd's desk chair is sitting level? A: He's drooling out of both sides of his mouth. Q: How do you get 2 computer nerds to completely agree on something? A: Shoot one of them. Q: What does a computer nerd say when he gets his first real job? A: Do you want fries with that. Q: Did you hear about the computer nerd who locked his keys in the car? A: He had to break the window to let his friend out. INTEL QX9650 // Gigabyte EP45 Extreme // 8GB PC2-8500 // BFG GTX260 MaxCore // DD Torture Rack // Seagate 750GB HDD // OCZ Vendetta // PC Power & Cooling 620W PSU

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August 24th, 2006	#41
yurimxpxman Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: /home/yurimxpxman Posts: 1,695	Jokerswild, you mean your daughter actually said that??? Or is it only a joke?