Joke Thread - Page 3

Captain Crunch · July 15th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jokerswild

IDK if I should post a joke here but I couldn't resist this one.

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist yells: "You idiot!
You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can!
Look at him, he's afraid to cough.

Thats pretty good joker LOL
Drew ..................well I just leave your joke alone .....LOL

**gvblake22** · July 15th, 2006

Good one joker! :thup:

**stinger608** · July 16th, 2006

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, whats with the long face

**Hitman** · July 16th, 2006

Thats pretty funny.

A Rabi and a Gay guy walk into a Bar together.

What were you expecting some Gay Jew joke, you sick bastard.

Jokerswild · July 20th, 2006

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same
speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your
horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

If you do not know, see answer below.

Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round ! ! !

drew and not u · July 20th, 2006

lmao!!

yurimxpxman · July 20th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jokerswild

Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round ! ! !

LMAO!

Great jokes, and yes, jokes are allowed in the ML :-)

I know a lady who talks so much that when she went to the beach her tongue got a sunburn :P

yurimxpxman · July 20th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hitman

What were you expecting some Gay Jew joke, you sick [fishpoop].

:shock:

LMAO...

Jokerswild · August 24th, 2006

I e-mailed this to all so some of you might have seen it already.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
And before he could say "F---," the rottweiler ate him!"

**Hitman** · August 24th, 2006

Thats not funny, thats F**cking sick.

August 24th, 2006	#29
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,191	Joke I e-mailed this to all so some of you might have seen it already. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F---," the rottweiler ate him!"

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July 15th, 2006	#22
gvblake22 Modder-ator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tempe Desert Posts: 6,476 Blog Entries: 1	Good one joker! :thup:

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stinger608 Silence..Or I kill you! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the Zone! Posts: 2,809 Blog Entries: 1	A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, whats with the long face

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Hitman Functional Alcoholic Join Date: May 2006 Location: 14S E:561116 N:3830189 Posts: 4,561 Blog Entries: 2	Thats pretty funny. A Rabi and a Gay guy walk into a Bar together. What were you expecting some Gay Jew joke, you sick bastard.

July 20th, 2006	#25
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,191	You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? If you do not know, see answer below. Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round ! ! !

July 20th, 2006	#26
drew and not u 4GHz or Bust Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: A different kind of Green Computing Posts: 2,115	lmao!!