Joke Thread - Page 2

micmac · April 2nd, 2006

Ooooh ooooh, this is one of my favorites. I laugh every time :)

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs,
eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are pared off.
The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put the useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?

Tyreal · April 2nd, 2006

AHAHAHHAHAH! LOL!
Thats a good one.... haha... cracked me up.

micmac · April 2nd, 2006

This is pretty good too ;)

This is what a computer should do first thing in the morning!
Click on the line below and then type in your first name...
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

Tyreal · April 2nd, 2006

Awesome. When it kept popping up i thought it was one of those unlimited popping things. 8)

micmac · April 2nd, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyreal

Awesome. When it kept popping up i thought it was one of those unlimited popping things. 8)

LOL Yes, it's not unlimited but most certainly fun :)

micmac · April 2nd, 2006

And here's another just because I can ;) Hopefully it still works.

This is an interesting math trick - try it;

After opening and reading each window, "click" on the boy in the lower right corner. You will be amazed...

http://digicc.com/fido/

Satchboy · April 9th, 2006

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn!

Jokerswild · July 15th, 2006

IDK if I should post a joke here but I couldn't resist this one.

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist yells: "You idiot!
You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can!
Look at him, he's afraid to cough.

Lead Head · July 15th, 2006

Haha lol.Good one

drew and not u · July 15th, 2006

hahaha!
I've got one!
A duck walks into a pharmacy to get a prescription filled. When the clerk asks him how he wants to pay for it the duck replies, "Put it on my bill"

*rimshot*
AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

April 2nd, 2006	#12
Tyreal Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 2,564	AHAHAHHAHAH! LOL! Thats a good one.... haha... cracked me up. D-Tek Fuzion, MCP655, MCR220

April 2nd, 2006	#14
Tyreal Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 2,564	Awesome. When it kept popping up i thought it was one of those unlimited popping things. 8) D-Tek Fuzion, MCP655, MCR220

July 15th, 2006	#18
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,214	Joke Thread IDK if I should post a joke here but I couldn't resist this one. The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!" The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough.

July 15th, 2006	#19
Lead Head Join Date: May 2006 Location: Rhode Island USA Posts: 1,716	Haha lol.Good one Opteron 64 165--1.5GB DDR--ECS KA1 MVP(thanks HL!)--x1800GTO 256MB--Seagate 320GB SATA--Antec 550 Watt--Antec P180

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April 2nd, 2006	#11
micmac Truly Outrageous Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 79	Ooooh ooooh, this is one of my favorites. I laugh every time :) After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are pared off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put the useless boob?" Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?

April 9th, 2006	#17
Satchboy Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Windsor, Ontario Posts: 15	What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Damn!

July 15th, 2006	#20
drew and not u 4GHz or Bust Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: A different kind of Green Computing Posts: 2,138	hahaha! I've got one! A duck walks into a pharmacy to get a prescription filled. When the clerk asks him how he wants to pay for it the duck replies, "Put it on my bill" rimshot AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!