Happy birthday, RangerXLT8!

[RangerXLT8]

Originally Posted by Quakindude

Heck, back in Rangers day, there were no cup holders on anything. He'd have his kids take turns following behind his horse and grass cutter, holding his beer for him. Soon as he stopped, that beer had to be in his hand or there was a wood shed in someone's future. And don't let the little brats spill any either!!

Happy Birthday Ranger!:hahaha:

DUDE I turned 24 I am not THAT old lmao. Maybe could get some of the neighbor hood kids to hold my beer but some mothers may consider that condoning underage drinking lols

[Panda Man]

Originally Posted by RangerXLT8

&& Panda: you're not a girlyman are you? We always drink WHILE we cut the grass lol.

Actually, I'm a real man, I use a push mower, not some girly riding lawn mower, and if I drink while mowing, I'm likely to cut my foot off, or something else.

Originally Posted by RangerXLT8

some mothers may consider that condoning underage drinking lols

You just called me a girly man and your scared of neighborhood mothers? HAHAHAHAHA

[onebxr]

Originally Posted by Panda Man

You just called me a girly man and your scared of neighborhood mothers? HAHAHAHAHA

HAve you had a run in with a neighborhood mother? I would rather face a pack of rabid dogs.
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[Panda Man]

Originally Posted by onebxr

HAve you had a run in with a neighborhood mother? I would rather face a pack of rabid dogs.
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Just watch out for the soccer mom and your a-ok :P If the soccer mom comes, start whistling the mating call of cheese cubes and make a dash for the mailbox. Then pick her off with a rubber band cannon. You should demand total authority over the other moms.

[RangerXLT8]

Originally Posted by Panda Man

Just watch out for the soccer mom and your a-ok :P If the soccer mom comes, start whistling the mating call of cheese cubes and make a dash for the mailbox. Then pick her off with a rubber band cannon. You should demand total authority over the other moms.

Aww man google officeguns and see what you find..

[wtcnbrwndo4u]

Originally Posted by Panda Man

Actually, I'm a real man, I use a push mower, not some girly riding lawn mower, and if I drink while mowing, I'm likely to cut my foot off, or something else.

That's where ghetto-rigging comes into play.

[[Dr. V]]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

ENJOY!!!!!!!!

[stinger608]

Hey man, hope you have had a great day!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday man!

[Reloadron]

Originally Posted by RangerXLT8

DUDE I turned 24 I am not THAT old lmao. Maybe could get some of the neighbor hood kids to hold my beer but some mothers may consider that condoning underage drinking lols

OK I again see where some of this needs fixed. First, as I mentioned earlier the best way to enjoy a birthday is to drink beer and watch the grass grow. Now for those who are not of legal age to drink beer just dream of when you can.

Now about this mowing thing. I saw refrence to0 a "Push Mower" ? I will assume before the gasoline engine was placed on a mower? Now that was a mower. Real men used those mowers. I saw refrence to the Real Man thing.

Let me tell you something about Real Men and I sure as hell am not referring to those Alan Alda types. There is much more to being a Real Man than simple drinking beer and watching the grass grow on your birthday. That comes later in the day.

The first thing a Real Man does on his birthday is wake up and thank God he is still alive to wake up. A Real Man wakes up hungry and people I mean really hungry! He gets his gun and thinks nothing of going out and killing off the last of an endangered species just for some breakfast meat! Then a real man thinks nothing of defoliating an entire forest to get some wood to cook the meat. While defoliating the forest should he come accross Al Gore clinging to a tree he continues to cut, not giving it a thought. That people is how a Real Man begins his birthday. Following a good breakfast, a Real Man kicks back and enjoys his beer and watches the grass grow. He is not overly concerned with mowing the grass, he is centered in his inner world of peace. A real man would never consider eating Quiche for his breakfast (or anytime for that matter) as those who would eat Quiche likely wash their socks in kerosene to keep the ants from crawling up to their candy asses.

OK on a serious note, I hope Ranger had a great day and enjoyed his birthday. I read you are 24 today. Damn, I was 24 once upon a time. May you have and enjoy many, many more as I have. Life is good and enjoy every moment of it.

Now, where did my refrence to Quiche come from?

Ron

[Quakindude]

A real man doesn't cut the grass.

He tells his woman to do it.


And she likes it that way.















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