Childhood stories

[Jokerswild]

I did things in school that were not really nice. We had a classroom in 6th grade that when they watered the lawn the sprinklers would hit the windows so when the teacher left one day I opened them. I also put bees in one of the girls desks one day that year and when she opened her desk it cleared the room. I also brought sulfer water from the park one day and poured it back in the closet ( sulfer water smells like rotten eggs).We had a closet in the back of the room that was about 15 feet square and me and a couple friends put a bunch of the desks piled up back there when the teacher left the room once. We had 2 different teachers that year and ended up with the principal teaching the class.

[Tyreal]

Sweet! Joker is a bad to the bone!!!!

[wtcnbrwndo4u]

Yeah, I know! Man, you did a lotta stuff when you were a kid.

[Jokerswild]

When I was a kid things were way different than today. I use to put hairpins in the locks of the classes I didn't want to go to in high school also. I also helped put the bleachers in the swimming pool at high school as well as throw the english books out the window when the teacher left the room ( it was on the second story).

[Tyreal]

Tell us some more stories. You must have some real good ones up your sleeve.

[Jokerswild]

Originally Posted by Tyreal

Tell us some more stories. You must have some real good ones up your sleeve.

Me and some friends broke into the equipment room at the high school and stole some gloves and bats and basketballs. We figured out that if you kicked the double doors leading into the gym just right that it would rattle the bar inside enough to get it open. Set the fire alarms off once and use to put things thru the vents in the lockers. Took a pigs nose from biology class and stuck it on a drinking faucet so the water came out it's nostrils. Stupid things mostly. My friends got caught shooting the windows out at the high school and their parents had to fork out $1,500 bucks each for that one.

[Tyreal]

Ouch Bummer! Those are just the consequences of having fun.

I like the Pigs nose story. Hilarious if you think about it.

Well today at school me and my friends made paper airplanes, lit them on fire and started throwing them around.

[Jokerswild]

[yurimxpxman]

The pig nostril thing... that's just gross! :P

[gvblake22]

Originally Posted by Tyreal

Everybody should join his class. It's really a good one. We just recently had a lab that tought us how to make a blowgun.

HAHAHA, I forgot about the blow guns. Those were fun

I just remembered another story after reading Joker's classroom antics. The desks we had in our elementary school opened just right so there was a small opening in the front of the desk at the hinge. So we (being my friend and I) got some of those big fat rubber bands that they have around brocolli stalks at the grocery store and stretched one the width of the desk across two screws on the hinges. So when you opened the desk it was ready to go. So we took little strips of paper and folded them up really tight and then folded it in half to make it fold over the rubber band. Man, I tell you what, when you pull that thing back and let it go it flies so straight and fast!! We sat in the back half of the classroom and it would smack the black board so hard and loud!

We also replaced the chalk on the board with white crayons that we ripped the paper wrapper off of so our teacher grabbed what he thought was a piece of chalk and started to write all over the board and soon realized something didn't look right. It was priceless to see the frustration on his face when he couldn't erase it and he knew he'd been had!