Blond Joke

[slugbug]

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.

"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air
phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

[polobunny]

A blonde goes to a stylist to get her hair done. She comes in with a walkman and her headphones on her ears. After a little while the stylist just can't work anymore like that and ask her to remove her headphones. She refuses. Stylist gets back to work and after a short while, tries to ask her again as it's very difficult to work like that. Once again she refuses. Stylist asks her why she won't remove it. The blonde answers that her boyfriend told her she would die if she removed it. The stylist finally convinces her that this is impossible and the blonde removes her headphones. Stylist gets back to work and after 5 minutes the blonde falls on the ground, dead. The stylist rather scared at what she has done picks up the headphones and listens to what the blonde was listening to...
"Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out"