40 things you'd like to say, but......

[Hitman]

Originally Posted by Capper

You know.....I read that list, and posted it because i could pretty much put forum names with every phrase on that list

I could only imagine which ones you have me pegged for.

[Capper]

Good thing you said "ones"....not "one"......

[polobunny]

Originally Posted by Capper

You know.....I read that list, and posted it because i could pretty much put forum names with every phrase on that list

Rich
Paul
Rich
Rich
Rich
...

NAZIS!

[Capper]

yeah, there was actually only a couple I saw that didn't make me think of myself

[stinger608]

Originally Posted by Capper

yeah, there was actually only a couple I saw that didn't make me think of myself

You got that right

[Oldfatslob]

You forgot about
41. You sound smarter when you don't speak.
42. Too bad your dad's condom broke.
43. Your a posterboy for a prophylactic.
44. I work at clusterf**k inc.
45. You must have graduated from AFU.

[computer_freak_8]

Funny - the ones I really liked were:

Originally Posted by Capper

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
message.
...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was
young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
...
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most
of it left.
...
36. Chaos, panic and disorder…my work here is done.

#26 is very clever, too.
This one was really good (or bad, depending on how you look at it):

Originally Posted by Capper

39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

And my favorite one in this list:

Originally Posted by Capper

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce.

To whoever (I can't remember who it was and I'm too lazy to go back and look****Edit: It was user "Oldfatslob"****) posted

Too bad your dad's condom broke

That's a good one, but the one I knew was:

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?!?

(I think I like yours better, though.)

[drew and not u]