hey people. new user here.

[RA1D]

Hey there, welcome to HL Kanan!

[zrolimit88]

hey RAID, thanks for the welcome man.

[garetjax]

Originally Posted by One4yu2c

W00t! As much as we like to brag about what HardwareLogic has to offer, the one thing we were missing was a ninja. Thanks for joining and filling that gap!

Uh, news flash, Paul. For your information, I have always been a Ninja here at HardwareLogic. I know so much about Ninja's it's not even funny. And because I know so much, it automatically makes me one!

The fact of the matter is that Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Ninja killed the whole town. My friend Capper said that he saw a Ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Here are some quick facts about Ninja's that I know are true:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Welcome to HL, Kanan. Don't make me mad or I'll flip out and cut someone's head off!

[zrolimit88]

lol, thanks for the welcome garetjax. i promise not to make you mad. so how often do you flip out in the course of a day, week or month. im hoping its a low number.

and dude your post cracked me up. im still laughing.

[theburan]

Originally Posted by garetjax

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

That sounds more like the description for Chuck Norris. (wait, nevermind, they both work... although I wonder who would win, chuck norris, or a ninja... I think a bunch of ninjas could beat him, but one on one... hmmm..... unless your ninja was bruce lee. But if Bruce lee was a ninja, the world would probably be under his control right now.. so yeah.)

More importantly though, Hi!

[garetjax]

Originally Posted by zrolimit88

lol, thanks for the welcome garetjax. i promise not to make you mad. so how often do you flip out in the course of a day, week or month. im hoping its a low number.

I flip out ALL the time. It's random and that's why I make such a sweet Ninja because Ninja's are freakin' awesome!

Here's some Q&A about Ninjas!

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Capper if you don't believe me.)

Originally Posted by zrolimit88

and dude your post cracked me up. im still laughing.

Ah well, I can't take all the credit for it. But glad you enjoyed it. ;)

[screwballl]

Welcome! feel free to ask or just chat wherever you feel the need.

[zrolimit88]

hey theburan thanks for the welcome, now that is a good question. thing is who can actually say Chuck Norris isnt a ninja?

garetjax, you know i was wondering why what you posted seemed so familiar. i saw that site maybe a year and a half ago. but i lost the link and forgot about it. thanks for reminding me how funny that guy is. and for a split second i thought you were him.

thanks screwballl for the welcome, oh and were is a good place to start a topic on homeworld2???